Multitasking

The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." - Ron Swanson, "Parks and Recreation"

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Overextended employees and the bosses who don't care about them
Those who have the confidence to screw up two things at once
Spork enthusiasts
Disaffected college students

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Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born right on time to explore unemployment thanks to A.I.

Pass the Buck

Confession may be good for the soul, but blameshifting will keep you employed longer.

Nostalgia

If things were truly getting better all the time, it wouldn't hurt so much to remember how they used to be.

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