Looking sharp is easy when you haven't done any work.
Blessed are the lazy, for they shall be free of stress lines.
Because certain things are worth fighting for, in a certain way, up to a certain point.
So the best of us have to carry the rest of us.
When the time comes for us to burn the candle at both ends, we’re grateful you’re here, being our candle.
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