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Hope

$ 20.00

May not be warranted at this point.

Awww, look at all the pretty little birdies! Who’s a cute little birdy? Is it you? Is it...hey, what are you doing? No! NO! NOOOOOOOO!

PERFECT FOR:

  • Corporate raiders
  • Overly optimistic ornithologists
  • Soon-to-be carrion
  • Disaffected college students


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