Retirement

$ 20.00

Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.

Retirement is like rotary telephones and mimeograph machines: if you’re under 30, don’t worry about it. It’s never going to come up for you.

PERFECT FOR:

Gold watch manufacturers
The state of Florida
"Sexy Grandpa" t-shirt wearers
Disaffected college students who realize they will never be able to retire

Pass the Buck

Confession may be good for the soul, but blameshifting will keep you employed longer.

Quality

The race for quality has no finish line, so technically, it's more like a death march

Hope

May not be warranted at this point.

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