Retirement

$ 20.00

Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.

Retirement is like rotary telephones and mimeograph machines: if you’re under 30, don’t worry about it. It’s never going to come up for you.

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Gold watch manufacturers
The state of Florida
"Sexy Grandpa" t-shirt wearers
Disaffected college students who realize they will never be able to retire

Quality

The race for quality has no finish line, so technically, it's more like a death march

Worth

Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.

Sloth

Is my spirit animal.

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