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Coffee Mugs

LET'S GET YOUR DRINK ON

Despair's legendary Demotivator® mugs will offer you an entirely new kind of drinking problem. You need that!

15oz, microwave and top-rack dishwasher safe

Quality
Quality

The race for quality has no finish line, so technically, it's more like a death march

Worth
Worth

Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.

Sloth
Sloth

Is my spirit animal.


Sensitivity
Sensitivity

Be advised - I failed the training.

Meetings
Meetings

None of us is as dumb as all of us.

Challenges
Challenges

I expected times like this - but never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.


Poster
Tradition

Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

Collaborate
Collaborate

So the best of us have to carry the rest of us.

Pass the Buck
Pass the Buck

Confession may be good for the soul, but blameshifting will keep you employed longer.


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