Aspiration

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I hear the call to do nothing and am doing my best to answer it.

"They also serve who only stand and wait. Or lie down and wait. Or just sit in their office chair, staring blankly at the wall." - John Milton (paraphrased)

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Pretty much any government employee
Extreme nappers, aggro sitters, adventure slumberers, and adherents of the P90Nap workout
Disaffected college students

Destiny-Explore

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born right on time to explore unemployment thanks to A.I.

Pass the Buck

Confession may be good for the soul, but blameshifting will keep you employed longer.

Nostalgia

If things were truly getting better all the time, it wouldn't hurt so much to remember how they used to be.

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