Change

Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.

We’re not saying all politicians are hopelessly out of touch and corrupt. Just the ones with vowels in their names.

PERFECT FOR:

535 Americans who shall remain nameless
The seven remaining people who still trust the political process
Residents of states without term limits
Disaffected college students

Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.

Accomplishments

You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

Acquisition

The discovery that you're no longer a big fish in a small pond, or even a small fish in a big pond, but a small fish in a big fish.

Adaptation

The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.

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