It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.
There is something to be said in doing things wrong the exact same way every time. It’s not a good thing, but still. Take your compliments where you can get them, loser.
Never attribute to stupidity that which can be adequately explained by a pathological bloodlust for control.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.