Conspiracy

Never attribute to stupidity that which can be adequately explained by a pathological bloodlust for control.

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Be advised - I failed the training.

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The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.

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My life is complicated enough already without trying to introduce organization into it.

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