Distinction

Looking sharp is easy when you haven't done any work.

Blessed are the lazy, for they shall be free of stress lines.

PERFECT FOR:

Malingerers
Goldbrickers
Other entertaining early 20th-century synonyms for slackers
Disaffected college students who need to remember to bring their Scantron and No. 2 pencils to the test tomorrow

Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born right on time to explore unemployment thanks to A.I.

Pass the Buck

Confession may be good for the soul, but blameshifting will keep you employed longer.

Nostalgia

If things were truly getting better all the time, it wouldn't hurt so much to remember how they used to be.

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