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Awww, look at all the pretty little birdies! Who’s a cute little birdy? Is it you? Is it...hey, what are you doing? No! NO! NOOOOOOOO!

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Corporate raiders
Overly optimistic ornithologists
Soon-to-be carrion
Disaffected college students

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Be advised - I failed the training.

Conspiracy

Never attribute to stupidity that which can be adequately explained by a pathological bloodlust for control.

Dystopia

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.

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