Hope

$ 20.00

May not be warranted at this point.

Awww, look at all the pretty little birdies! Who’s a cute little birdy? Is it you? Is it...hey, what are you doing? No! NO! NOOOOOOOO!

PERFECT FOR:

Corporate raiders
Overly optimistic ornithologists
Soon-to-be carrion
Disaffected college students

Competence

If You Can't Learn to Do it Well, At Least Learn to Enjoy Doing it Badly.

Consequence

Only After the Struggle Is Over Will We Know Just How Many of our Sacrifices were Completely Unnecessary.

Corruption-Hand

I Either Want Less Corruption or More Opportunity to Participate in It.

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