Hope

May not be warranted at this point.

Awww, look at all the pretty little birdies! Who’s a cute little birdy? Is it you? Is it...hey, what are you doing? No! NO! NOOOOOOOO!

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Corporate raiders
Overly optimistic ornithologists
Soon-to-be carrion
Disaffected college students

Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.

Destiny-Explore

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born right on time to explore unemployment thanks to A.I.

Pass the Buck

Confession may be good for the soul, but blameshifting will keep you employed longer.

Nostalgia

If things were truly getting better all the time, it wouldn't hurt so much to remember how they used to be.

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