Hope

$ 20.00

May not be warranted at this point.

Awww, look at all the pretty little birdies! Who’s a cute little birdy? Is it you? Is it...hey, what are you doing? No! NO! NOOOOOOOO!

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Corporate raiders
Overly optimistic ornithologists
Soon-to-be carrion
Disaffected college students

Affirmation

Instilling the self-confidence kids will need to carry them through all the failure they'll experience because they weren't taught competence instead.

Discouragement-Fish

Because there's nothing standing between you and your goal but a total lack of talent and complete failure of will.

Dream Small

It's your only hope for success, really.

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