Hope

$ 20.00

May not be warranted at this point.

Awww, look at all the pretty little birdies! Who’s a cute little birdy? Is it you? Is it...hey, what are you doing? No! NO! NOOOOOOOO!

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Corporate raiders
Overly optimistic ornithologists
Soon-to-be carrion
Disaffected college students

Sloth

Is my spirit animal.

Stress

Just look for me somewhere beyond the limits of human endurance.

Fragility

Inside every snowflake is a perfectly unique meltdown just waiting to happen.

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