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Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.

“Who cares if it doesn’t work? It looks cool, and these mindless sheep will buy anything. Wait, that video camera’s not on, is it?”

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The team of geniuses behind Apple Maps
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Accountability

A word leaders start to use right before the scapegoating begins.

Be the Bridge

That way we can walk all over you on our way to better places.

Caution-Iceberg

Disaster awaits those who ignore hidden threats. We trust you'll find this sufficiently motivating.

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