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Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.

“Who cares if it doesn’t work? It looks cool, and these mindless sheep will buy anything. Wait, that video camera’s not on, is it?”

PERFECT FOR:

The team of geniuses behind Apple Maps
Chevrolet Volt repair manual authors
Solyndra investors
Disaffected MBA students

Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.

Accomplishments

You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

Acquisition

The discovery that you're no longer a big fish in a small pond, or even a small fish in a big pond, but a small fish in a big fish.

Adaptation

The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.

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