Winners

Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.

Remember the quarterback who led your high school football team to the state championship? He just got laid off from his job selling insurance in Akron. But he’ll always have 1991. And a failed marriage. And a knee injury that won’t go away.

PERFECT FOR:

Charlie Sheen (duh)
End zone dance choreographers
Rabbit Angstrom
Gov. Thomas E. Dewey
Disaffected college students

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Achievement

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

Believe

Don’t let anyone tell you that dreams can’t come true; my life’s turned into a long, waking nightmare.

Consistency

It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.

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