Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff.
Curb your enthusiasm, people. It's seriously annoying.
My life is complicated enough already without trying to introduce organization into it.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.