Which Demotivators® products are currently available?
You can buy our Demotivators® as notecards, lithographs, mugs, and within Build-Your-Own custom calendars and annual wall calendars. Please check the Demotivators® main page to see which products are available for a given design.
What’s the difference between a “Build Your Own” Calendar and an annual Wall Calendar?
Build-Your-Own Calendars offer custom start months, your choice of Demotivators®, and optional custom date text that prints within the chosen date cell. Wall Calendars are 12-month January-December calendars including the current year’s Demotivators® collection.
I can’t find my favorite Demotivator® on the site! What happened to it?
Some Demotivators® are retired if they prove to be less popular. We could make a snide comment about your taste, but then again, we did write it in the first place.
Do you guys sell posters?
Yes. We call them lithographs. They’re 24” by 30”.
What’s the difference between a lithograph and a poster, really?
The term "poster" tends to refer to cheaply-printed items using low-grade, lightweight paper stock. Our lithographs are printed on premium-grade, heavyweight paper stock. More concisely, though, the difference is about $6.
I have an idea for a product that is perfect for you. How can I submit my idea?
Because our writers are sensitive little flowers, and our lawyers are paranoid, joy-killing monsters, we do not accept ideas for products from third parties. But we do periodically sponsor Demotivators® caption contests -- join our Wailing List to be notified of all our contests, sales, and new items.
Who writes Demotivators®?
The majority of our Demotivators® quotes are original aphorisms, written by a motley assortment of depressive personalities in our product development group. A small number of designs use licensed or canonical quips which are well suited for inclusion in the Demotivators® collection.
I saw a hilarious and/or offensive motivational poster parody on my friend’s Facebook page. How can I buy it and/or how dare you?
If you don’t see that design in our store, it’s possible that it’s been retired. If the design you’re thinking of contains misspellings, poor-quality artwork, or is generally just awful, it’s probably not one of ours, but was rather created by some loser with too much time on his hands.
How do I find out about cool new products?
Sign up for our newsletter, The Wailing List, to be the first to know about new products, sales, and special offers.
Do you sell screensavers?
We do not sell screensavers, because it is not 1998.

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