Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.
Don’t listen to all the bad things people are saying about you. And they are saying bad things about you. They’re pretty funny, too! Especially the one about how nobody will ever be desperate enough to love you. Anyway, don’t listen to them.
Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.
If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.