Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.
We’re not saying all politicians are hopelessly out of touch and corrupt. Just the ones with vowels in their names.
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.