Cluelessness

$ 20.00

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” You know who said that? Of course you don’t. Dumbass.

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Tech support employees
Our beleaguered customer service team
Journalists
Dimwits who write us asking "Are you really suing people for trademark infringement?"
Disaffected college students

Tradition

Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

Knowledge

I believe that children are our future. And that terrifies me.

Incompetence

When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

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