If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
There’s nothing wrong with paying people to listen to your problems and give you obvious advice. That’s what bartenders are for.
The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.
Looking sharp is easy when you haven't done any work.
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