Consulting

If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

There’s nothing wrong with paying people to listen to your problems and give you obvious advice. That’s what bartenders are for.

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Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born right on time to explore unemployment thanks to A.I.

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Confession may be good for the soul, but blameshifting will keep you employed longer.

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If things were truly getting better all the time, it wouldn't hurt so much to remember how they used to be.

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