Looking sharp is easy when you haven't done any work.
Blessed are the lazy, for they shall be free of stress lines.
The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.
If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
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