Insignificance

If you think it's lonely at the top, just wait 'til you try the bottom.

Everybody's the best at something. You just happen to be the best at not mattering.

PERFECT FOR:

Interns
Entry-level employees
Goldfish fanciers
Disaffected college students

Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.

Accomplishments

You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

Acquisition

The discovery that you're no longer a big fish in a small pond, or even a small fish in a big pond, but a small fish in a big fish.

Adaptation

The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.

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