Multitasking

The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." - Ron Swanson, "Parks and Recreation"

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Overextended employees and the bosses who don't care about them
Those who have the confidence to screw up two things at once
Spork enthusiasts
Disaffected college students

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Ambition

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Believe in Yourself

Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Consulting

If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

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