Revelation

The downside of being ahead of your time is that your ruins might end up a playground for cavorting druids.

For nearly four thousand years, Stonehenge has been known for its amazing construction, stark beauty, and stoned neo-pagans blasting prog-rock.

PERFECT FOR:

Spın̈al Tap
The cops who busted Tess of the d'Urbervilles
Residents of the Texas Hill Country
Disaffected college students who just told their parents that they're Wiccan now

Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.

Accomplishments

You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

Acquisition

The discovery that you're no longer a big fish in a small pond, or even a small fish in a big pond, but a small fish in a big fish.

Adaptation

The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.

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