Tradition

$ 20.00

Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

Some customs have been handed down generation by generation, all the way back to our forefathers. But remember: our forefathers were actually pretty stupid. They wore those dumb powdered wigs and everything.

PERFECT FOR:

Animal rights activists who cannot believe how far we have not come
Ernest Hemingway (“I hung the poster on the wall. It was funny, and colorful. Jim came with a cup of coffee. The coffee was hot, and good. We looked at the poster and laughed.”)
Disaffected college students

Ambition

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Change-History

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change history, usually by rewriting it.

Get To Work

You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

Shop

Join the Wailing List

Sign up for Despair's consistently disappointing newsletter for a chance to get the inside scoop on upcoming sales, new releases and exclusive subscriber discounts!

Tradition

Related Items

Menu

Shop

Join the Wailing List