Underachievement

Because soaring with the eagles requires so much more effort.

There are people out there who do their best, work hard, and push their boundaries, not for praise or recognition, but for pride. We call those people “chumps.”

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Chilly Willy
Mario Lemieux
Tuxedo designers
Disaffected college students

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Destiny-Explore

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born right on time to explore unemployment thanks to A.I.

Pass the Buck

Confession may be good for the soul, but blameshifting will keep you employed longer.

Nostalgia

If things were truly getting better all the time, it wouldn't hurt so much to remember how they used to be.

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