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2019 Collection

Sloth
Sloth

Is my spirit animal.

Stress
Stress

Just look for me somewhere beyond the limits of human endurance.

Work
Work

When I was told I had to pull my weight around here, I didn't realize that included everyone else's.


Consequences
Consequences

A ship is safe in harbor but you just had to be a risk taker, didn't you?

Values
Values

You wouldn't believe how little we spent on a poster to show how much you're worth.

Unreliability
Unreliability

Failure is simply an opportunity to begin again, next time some place else, where they like to hire losers.


Outrage
Outrage

I may disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to be punished for saying it.

Negativity
Negativity

What optimists call objectivity when they don't like the message.

Integrity
Integrity

Play by the rules, get beat by those who don't.


Inadequacy
Inadequacy

If things don't improve soon, we may have to ask you to stop helping us.

Imagination
Imagination

My reality isn't getting any better, but my fantasies are improving all the time.

Hype
Hype

The power to get you excited about that which you know isn't real.


Fragility
Fragility

Inside every snowflake is a perfectly unique meltdown just waiting to happen.

Education
Education

You can't put a price on a good education, but you can spend a small fortune to acquire skills that might help you earn a fraction of it back before technology obsolesces your knowledge set.

Break the Rules
Break the Rules

On your own time. Here, you get paid to conform.


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