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2021 Collection

Life Goals
Life Goals

Because a Frozen, Lifeless Hellscape Bathing in Radiation is Looking Pretty Good to Me Right Now.

Dedication
Dedication

When the time comes for us to burn the candle at both ends, we’re grateful you’re here, being our candle.

Opportunity-Cat
Opportunity-Cat

It only looks like a tragedy from where you’re sitting.


Inspiration-Struggle
Inspiration-Struggle

If you find yourself struggling with motivation here, try to picture yourself suddenly unemployed. Because you might be.

Social Media-Icon
Social Media-Icon

We bring the people of the world together so you can watch them tear each other apart.

Slackers
Slackers

Forcing you to get the lead out because they don’t have any.


Self-Confidence
Self-Confidence

Save your bravado for social media - you’re here to get work done.

Learning
Learning

A little knowledge goes a long way. then you’re society’s problem.

Haters
Haters

Thanks for all your well-intended criticism. If I’m not perfect by now, it’s definitely not your fault.


Experts
Experts

We’ve got a talent for explaining tomorrow why the predictions we made yesterday didn’t come true today.

Disgruntlement
Disgruntlement

When it costs too much to keep you gruntled.

Change-History
Change-History

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change history, usually by rewriting it.


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