2021 Collection

Because a Frozen, Lifeless Hellscape Bathing in Radiation is Looking Pretty Good to Me Right Now.

If you find yourself struggling with motivation here, try to picture yourself suddenly unemployed. Because you might be.

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We bring the people of the world together so you can watch them tear each other apart.

Slackers

Forcing you to get the lead out because they don’t have any.

Self-Confidence

Save your bravado for social media - you’re here to get work done.

Opportunity-Cat

It only looks like a tragedy from where you’re sitting.

Learning

A little knowledge goes a long way. then you’re society’s problem.

Haters

Thanks for all your well-intended criticism. If I’m not perfect by now, it’s definitely not your fault.

Experts

We’ve got a talent for explaining tomorrow why the predictions we made yesterday didn’t come true today.

Disgruntlement

When it costs too much to keep you gruntled.

Dedication

When the time comes for us to burn the candle at both ends, we’re grateful you’re here, being our candle.

Change-History

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change history, usually by rewriting it.

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2021 Collection

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