If you can’t handle me at my worst, you deserve to know it’s also my best.
Because certain things are worth fighting for, in a certain way, up to a certain point.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.
My life is complicated enough already without trying to introduce organization into it.
Don’t let anyone tell you that dreams can’t come true; my life’s turned into a long, waking nightmare.
Be advised - I failed the training.
Your absence would make my heart grow fonder.
Never attribute to stupidity that which can be adequately explained by a pathological bloodlust for control.
When all else fails, look to the healing power of brute force.
Don’t blame us for cutting you down, thank us for giving you new chances for growth.
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies right to our faces.
The greatest self-esteem problem of our time is that too many have too much of it.