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2022 Collection

Attitude
Attitude

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you deserve to know it’s also my best.

Complacency
Complacency

Because certain things are worth fighting for, in a certain way, up to a certain point.

Dystopia
Dystopia

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.


Disorganization
Disorganization

My life is complicated enough already without trying to introduce organization into it.

Believe
Believe

Don’t let anyone tell you that dreams can’t come true; my life’s turned into a long, waking nightmare.

Sensitivity
Sensitivity

Be advised - I failed the training.


Go Away
Go Away

Your absence would make my heart grow fonder.

Conspiracy
Conspiracy

Never attribute to stupidity that which can be adequately explained by a pathological bloodlust for control.

Frustration
Frustration

When all else fails, look to the healing power of brute force.


Gratitude
Gratitude

Don’t blame us for cutting you down, thank us for giving you new chances for growth.

Media
Media

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies right to our faces.

Narcissism
Narcissism

The greatest self-esteem problem of our time is that too many have too much of it.


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