2027 Collection

Value

Nobody could ever replace you. Automation is that nobody.

Team Effort

Together, we can all bring a little bit of nothing to the table.

Preparation

Sometimes a lack of planning on their part really DOES constitute an emergency on yours.

Responsibility-Blame

By the time we're willing to share it, it's already turned into blame.

Realism

Every time I look on the bright side, the shadows are right behind me.

Judgment

I've given up hope for political solutions and am now bracing for divine ones.

Obsolescence

I'd have liked a chance to prove I could learn new tricks.

Dependability

Because we expect you to be dependable until we deem you expendable.

Don't Panic

There's no use both of us being hysterical at the same time.

Efficiency

No expense will be spared in making you an unnecessary one.

Deadlines

These too shall pass.

Aptitude

What you lack in skill cannot be made up for by effort.

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