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Winners never fly higher than when they're bouncing up and down on the egos of those they've defeated.

You must tweet the change you want to see in the world. It won't affect anything, but at least people will know exactly where you stood during the fight. Doing nothing. Like the poser you are.

Wealth

All I ask is for a chance to prove that money can't buy happiness.

Whining

If you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team.

Who Killed John F. Kennedy?

Winners

Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.

Wisdom

Sometimes the only difference between a budding genius and a blooming idiot is where they choose to take a stand.

Wishes

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

Wishes (Cow)

If wishes were horses then dreamers would ride. But they're much more like cattle, so best grab a shovel.

Work

When I was told I had to pull my weight around here, I didn't realize that included everyone else's.

Worth

Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.

You Are Special

If you require additional affirmation, get a puppy. The rest of us are trying to work.

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