Acquisition

The discovery that you're no longer a big fish in a small pond, or even a small fish in a big pond, but a small fish in a big fish.

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If you require additional affirmation, get a puppy. The rest of us are trying to work.

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Is my spirit animal.

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So the best of us have to carry the rest of us.

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