AnimalSpirit

Sloth

Is my spirit animal.

You Are Special

If you require additional affirmation, get a puppy. The rest of us are trying to work.

Collaborate

So the best of us have to carry the rest of us.

Mediocrity-Penguins

Just because we accept you as you are doesn't mean we've abandoned hope you'll improve.

Opinions

Not Welcome Here.

Opportunity-Cat

It only looks like a tragedy from where you’re sitting.

Survival

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Especially to your friends.

Complacency

Because certain things are worth fighting for, in a certain way, up to a certain point.

Don't Panic

There's no use both of us being hysterical at the same time.

Obnoxiousness

If you can't handle me at my worst, bad news - it's all I've got.

Intimidation

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. But you'd be a fool to withhold that from your superiors.

Instinct

When we told you to follow your instincts, we didn't know yours were to create obstacles all the time.

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