AnimalSpirit

Sloth

Is my spirit animal.

You Are Special

If you require additional affirmation, get a puppy. The rest of us are trying to work.

Collaborate

So the best of us have to carry the rest of us.

Discouragement-Fish

Because there's nothing standing between you and your goal but a total lack of talent and complete failure of will.

Mediocrity-Penguins

Just because we accept you as you are doesn't mean we've abandoned hope you'll improve.

Limitations

Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.

Opportunity-Cat

It only looks like a tragedy from where you’re sitting.

Attitude

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you deserve to know it’s also my best.

Give Up

At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.

Competence

If You Can't Learn to Do it Well, At Least Learn to Enjoy Doing it Badly.

Complacency

Because certain things are worth fighting for, in a certain way, up to a certain point.

Intimidation

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. But you'd be a fool to withhold that from your superiors.

Acquisition

The discovery that you're no longer a big fish in a small pond, or even a small fish in a big pond, but a small fish in a big fish.

The Sky is the Limit

Too Bad You Can't Fly.

Tolerance

Instinct

When we told you to follow your instincts, we didn't know yours were to create obstacles all the time.

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