Survival

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Especially to your friends.

Look, only one person is going to make it out of here alive. It might as well be you.

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Sloth

Is my spirit animal.

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If you require additional affirmation, get a puppy. The rest of us are trying to work.

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So the best of us have to carry the rest of us.

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