Ambition

$ 20.00

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Keep your eyes on the prize. Just like a mouse, fixated on that tasty bit of cheese waiting in the trap.

PERFECT FOR:

Salmon with delusions of grandeur
Hungry bears looking for something to go with that delicious beurre blanc
Non-vegetarians living in the Pacific Northwest (both of them)
Disaffected college students

Accomplishments

You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

Accountability

A word leaders start to use right before the scapegoating begins.

Achievement

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

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