Shoot for the Moon

Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff.

Curb your enthusiasm, people. It's seriously annoying.

PERFECT FOR:

Georges Mèliés
Sir Hugo Drax
Sir John Herschel
Disaffected college students

Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.

Accomplishments

You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

Accountability

A word leaders start to use right before the scapegoating begins.

Achievement

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

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