Survival

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Especially to your friends.

Look, only one person is going to make it out of here alive. It might as well be you.

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Bear Grylls
Survivor, of course
Itchy and Scratchy
Disaffected college students

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Accomplishments

You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

Accountability

A word leaders start to use right before the scapegoating begins.

Achievement

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

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