Business As Usual

Retirement

Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.

Sensitivity

Be advised - I failed the training.

Consulting

If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

Work

When I was told I had to pull my weight around here, I didn't realize that included everyone else's.

Downsizing

Because we're all in this together but there's always room for one less.

Micromanagement

A job worth doing is worth doing right over your shoulder by your boss.

Interns

The experience we're giving you is invaluable. That's why we're not paying you anything.

Accountability

A word leaders start to use right before the scapegoating begins.

Dependability

Because we expect you to be dependable until we deem you expendable.

Rightsizing

We're making our company just the right size by removing you from it.

Integrity

Play by the rules, get beat by those who don't.

Discovery

A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.

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