Coffee Mugs

LET'S GET YOUR DRINK ON

Despair's legendary Demotivator® mugs will offer you an entirely new kind of drinking problem. You need that!

15oz, microwave and top-rack dishwasher safe

Quality

The race for quality has no finish line, so technically, it's more like a death march

Worth

Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.

Sloth

Is my spirit animal.

Sensitivity

Be advised - I failed the training.

Meetings

None of us is as dumb as all of us.

Dedication

When the time comes for us to burn the candle at both ends, we’re grateful you’re here, being our candle.

Challenges

I expected times like this - but never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.

Retirement

Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.

Tradition

Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

Collaborate

So the best of us have to carry the rest of us.

Pass the Buck

Confession may be good for the soul, but blameshifting will keep you employed longer.

Government

If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

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Coffee Mugs

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