Dysfunction Junction

Sensitivity

Be advised - I failed the training.

Loneliness

If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.

Resentment

When you've been through so much together, and most of it was their fault.

Tolerance

Don't judge yourself too harshly. Leave that to us.

Narcissism

The greatest self-esteem problem of our time is that too many have too much of it.

Go Away

Your absence would make my heart grow fonder.

Haters

Thanks for all your well-intended criticism. If I’m not perfect by now, it’s definitely not your fault.

Earn Your Keep

Because a Friend in Need is a Friend I Don't Need.

Stubbornness

Because somebody has to be right and it might as well be me.

Pride

The art of calling faith in yourself "self-esteem" while calling it "conceit" when you see it in others.

Friendship

A friend is just a stranger you haven't alienated yet.

Dysfunction

The only consistent feature of all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.

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