Limitations

Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.

There’s no shame in being a flightless bird. The red rail, the Chatham duck, the great auk: all beautiful. And all extinct.

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Good-natured Linux users
Nuns
Burgess Meredith
Disaffected college students

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Mistakes

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Ambition

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Shoot for the Moon

Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff.

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