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Failure to Succeed

Mistakes
Mistakes

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Ambition
Ambition

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Shoot for the Moon
Shoot for the Moon

Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff.


Discouragement-Fish
Discouragement-Fish

Because there's nothing standing between you and your goal but a total lack of talent and complete failure of will.

Limitations
Limitations

Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.

Dream Small
Dream Small

It's your only hope for success, really.


Success
Success

If you wake up early, work hard, and never give up, your dreams can come true if you're born rich.

The Sky is the Limit
The Sky is the Limit

Too Bad You Can't Fly.

Failure Is Not an Option
Failure Is Not an Option

It's Your Destiny.


Illusions
Illusions

He who chases rainbows may eventually catch tornadoes.

Seize the Day
Seize the Day

There's no better time than today for regretting yesterday and dreading tomorrow.

Destiny (Rock)
Destiny (Rock)

Even the most ambitious little pebble will never grow up to be a big rock.


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