Too Bad You Can't Fly.
Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.
Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff.