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If you wake up early, work hard, and never give up, your dreams can come true if you're born rich.

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It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Ambition

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Shoot for the Moon

Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff.

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