The glass is half-empty. Literally. Our Pessimist's Glass will confront you with that bitter reality every time you pour yourself a drink, rendering you invulnerable to the wily lures of optimism that lead only to pain. 12 oz tumbler
The world isn't just split into gleeful idiots who see the glass as half-full and smart folks who know better. Our lovely 15 oz. Points-Of-View glass celebrates a half-dozen other insights, some of which might even drive you to drink!
(In which case, hey, here's a glass.)