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EVERYTHING WILL TASTE BITTER

You thought you had a drinking problem before? Just wait until you get your hand on our legendary line of Despair glasses!

The Pessimist's Glass®

The glass is half-empty. Literally. Our Pessimist's Glass will confront you with that bitter reality every time you pour yourself a drink, rendering you invulnerable to the wily lures of optimism that lead only to pain.

12 oz tumbler

$ 12.00

The Pessimist's Shot Glass

The glass is half-empty. Literally. If you've got bitter spirits on your mind, why not pour them into our Pessimist's Shot Glass, too? This discreet, 3 oz. sipping glass will keep you feeling bitter even after you've drained it.

And seriously, you've earned that, friend!

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