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Glassware

EVERYTHING WILL TASTE BITTER

You thought you had a drinking problem before? Just wait until you get your hand on our legendary line of Despair glasses!
The Pessimist's Mug
The Pessimist's Mug

12 oz glass

$ 12.00
The Pessimist's Glass®
The Pessimist's Glass®

15 oz glass

$ 10.00
The Pessimist's Shot Glass
The Pessimist's Shot Glass

3 oz glass

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The Points of View Glass
The Points of View Glass

The world isn't just split into gleeful idiots who see the glass as half-full and smart folks who know better.  Our lovely 15 oz. Points-Of-View glass celebrates a half-dozen other insights, some of which might even drive you to drink! 

(In which case, hey, here's a glass.)

$ 12.00
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