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EVERYTHING WILL TASTE BITTER

You thought you had a drinking problem before? Just wait until you get your hand on our legendary line of Despair glasses!

The Pessimist's Glass®

The glass is half-empty. Literally. Our Pessimist's Glass will confront you with that bitter reality every time you pour yourself a drink, rendering you invulnerable to the wily lures of optimism that lead only to pain. 12 oz tumbler

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The Points of View Glass

The world isn't just split into gleeful idiots who see the glass as half-full and smart folks who know better. Our lovely 15 oz. Points-Of-View glass celebrates a half-dozen other insights, some of which might even drive you to drink!

(In which case, hey, here's a glass.)

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