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Government Inaction

Government
Government

If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

Change
Change

Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.

Consensus
Consensus

Kept the authorities from admitting that the earth revolves around the sun for over 300 years.


Dysfunction-Government
Dysfunction-Government

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. Government is how we implement those ideas at scale.

Media
Media

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies right to our faces.

Corruption-Hand
Corruption-Hand

I Either Want Less Corruption or More Opportunity to Participate in It.


Fairness
Fairness

By the Time Justice is Done, Injustice Has Usually Gotten Away with Everything it Wanted to.

Outrage
Outrage

I may disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to be punished for saying it.

Politics
Politics

A nation divided against itself cannot stand to hear what those other lunatics are trying to say.


Taxes
Taxes

You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find you can get what you need taken from you by the government.

Inflation
Inflation

Because the easiest way to steal your wealth is by cheapening your money.

Congress
Congress

Proudly defending the status quo long after the quo has lost its status.


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