Idiotic Insights

Knowledge

I believe that children are our future. And that terrifies me.

Insanity

It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.

Platitudes

Those who do not learn from cliches are destined to repeat them.

Madness

Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

Idiocy

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Cluelessness

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

Foresight

Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those busy proving them right.

Believe in Yourself

Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Overconfidence

Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.

Wisdom

Sometimes the only difference between a budding genius and a blooming idiot is where they choose to take a stand.

Stupidity

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

Stubbornness

Because somebody has to be right and it might as well be me.

Learning

A little knowledge goes a long way. then you’re society’s problem.

Indoctrination

There is no idea so ridiculous that you can't find a professor teaching future generations to believe it.

Denial

I refuse to contort my reality to accommodate your total lack thereof.

Experts

We’ve got a talent for explaining tomorrow why the predictions we made yesterday didn’t come true today.

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