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Idiotic Insights

Tradition
Tradition

Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

Believe in Yourself
Believe in Yourself

Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Idiocy
Idiocy

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.


Cluelessness
Cluelessness

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

Competence
Competence

If You Can't Learn to Do it Well, At Least Learn to Enjoy Doing it Badly.

Aptitude
Aptitude

What you lack in skill cannot be made up for by effort.


Peer Review
Peer Review

A rigorous process through which often dubious ideas gain broad scientific consensus before becoming unquestionable dogma.

Errors
Errors

Failure is just the opportunity to begin again more intelligently, and if you're surrounded by screwups, you'll become an expert in it.

Indoctrination
Indoctrination

There is no idea so ridiculous that you can't find a professor teaching future generations to believe it.


Learning
Learning

A little knowledge goes a long way. then you’re society’s problem.

Stupidity
Stupidity

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

Insanity
Insanity

It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.


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