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Ambition

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Change-History

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change history, usually by rewriting it.

Get To Work

You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

Government

If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

Meetings

None of us is as dumb as all of us.

Mistakes

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Motivation

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

Multitasking

The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.

Never Give Up

Never stop trying to exceed your limits. We need the entertainment.

Sacrifice

All we ask here is that you give us your heart.

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Solutions

This is what happens when problem solvers get paid by the hour.

Teamwork

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

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Tradition

Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

Wishes

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

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