Potential

Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.

As a bright-eyed kid, you once harbored dreams of a future in space. But face it, the only moon you’ll ever step foot on will belong to passed-out, drunken, former bright-eyed aspiring astronaut losers who are, unfortunately for you, your peers. Nice going, Buzz!

PERFECT FOR:

Anyone who ever paid to go to SpaceCamp
Especially if they ended up working here
Bill Nye, Dr. Brian May, and this guy
Your college-age children, who will soon be:
Disaffected college students

Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.

Achievement

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

Believe

Don’t let anyone tell you that dreams can’t come true; my life’s turned into a long, waking nightmare.

Consistency

It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.

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