Priorities

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Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.

Moai money, moai problems.

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Ancestor worshipers who like a good laugh every now and again
Finnish tourists who make poor decisions
Rapa Nui speakers
Disaffected college students

Achievement

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

Believe

Don’t let anyone tell you that dreams can’t come true; my life’s turned into a long, waking nightmare.

Consistency

It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.

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